Monday, January 24, 2011

Yay, a new friend ...... Yikes!!! .. I dont want this friend !!!

It sure was an interesting morning.

My ankle was a bit swollen , I guess from my running and the sprain's not fully healed. The thing was, I didnt feel any pain, but I guess the swelling now confirms it.

So after sending Azam I headed towards the pool. Changed and showered and dipped in. A lady was resting at the end of pool, I swam slowly towards her end. She smiled and I smiled back and I turned for my next lap. After a few laps I decided to stop try to make a new friend :) She looks to be in her early 30's, hair cropped army style and very muscular. (I should have known!!)

I could see she was watching me swimming the few laps. The minute I stopped she came over and held out her hand.

Brit said she. (she's american) June said me. You are new? Yes, just moved in early this year. You are very beautiful. Huh? Err, Aa .. oh ,. thanks? I love your skin, so smooth and your tan is beautiful. Bells ringing in my head. Smiled but feeling uncomfortable. My TAN is beautiful? wait .. is she like hitting on me? Could it be? Naa .. but I inched away a bit. Ha ha. And then she saw the bruise on my thigh. I have this 20cent coin bruise just below my swim shorts, very angry purple and noticeable (kena gigit hantu orang tua kata .. woke up two days ago with that .. eeerriiieee) .. and without warning she ran her fingers over my thigh and said .. what happened to you darl? Darl? Darl? and the touch was brief but it was sure as hell was improper, you know brief, but you can feel the linger in it .. oops ! .. I didnt know how to react and babble about knocking into the table end and abruptly told her that I should continue to swim again. Away from Brit, now!!

And she gave me this really leery smile .. ok, I am out of the pool. As I swam away another lady came, clearly Brit's friend, gave me a dagger look and went to Brit. Honey, lets go home. She's all feminine and Brit got out of the pool. They hugged and KISSED lightly on the lips and walked nonchalantly hand in hand. Passed me and Brit cocked back her head a bit and blew me a kiss.

Yikes, I think I caught the fancy of a lesbian lady today and her partner didnt like it one bit. Ha ha .. My heart was beating so fast that I had to relax a few minutes before I continued my swim. I sat and laughed about it afterwards but definitely if Brit was in the pool, I'd head to the gym. I sure as hell dont want her partner to come after me. The look she gave me while walking to/with  Brit said it all. Stay away bitch. I am, and I am.

But hey, I am beautiful and have a beautiful TAN. LOL. I will take that from Brit. ngeh ngeh ngeh ..

Apart from the scare, I had a good swim. 20 laps of a 25m pool. And now I can hardly lift my hands LOL. (tahap cipan aje but its a start for me lah)

So you guys wanna come  for a sleep over and try the swimming pool? 



30 comments:

oops did I just say that? said...

ohhh em gee weirdddddd ppl lah AJ at ur condo!

June Malik said...

mimi, kan? memang weiirrddd lol

Karen said...

the tanline was a peek a boo what....:-)

KOOKY KASH said...

June, maybe you shouldn't try so hard to find friends.

mummy-who-cooks said...

June, nasib baik U tak sink further into the pool when she called your Darl... hahaha...
Depa tak tau, TAN kita tu original...!

June Malik said...

karen, like nita here says, my tan is original lol
kash : i think so too laa hahahah
nita : darl .. seram sejuk wei !

mummy-who-cooks said...

I wonder how they.... errr... you know what... :)

Luvly Me said...

tulah kak june ni hawt sangat... but erkkk seramnya dengan orang macam ni kan?

June Malik said...

Nita : eww lets not go there
Aini Luvly : its bukan pasal hawt, i think the original tan hahaha .. but yeah seram lah gak lol

dannie chOOng said...

muahahaha... this is a funny post !!! Kak June got "hit" by a les ???

IJAM said...

step away porn site, this is good!!

RaYzeef said...

auwww nyah..keles tan line tu..he he

patutla Deo pun dah malas pakai seluar cheetah ketat dia..hi hi opps out of topic!!

Che said...

weird! and ewww?

stick to road running je lah :P or kalu pegi pool ajak kawan pompuan okeh :P

Che said...

eh, ada gak org pakai suar cheetah ketat? seksis :P

ops, salah comment :P

mummy-who-cooks said...

These are the best comments after the 'Mak Cik Nasi Lemak" case..!

June Malik said...

dannie : who would hv thought kan? hehe
ijam : hahah like that oso can meh?

ray : tak tahan bai lol,but i think dia tenguk posing manja deo sure dia straight balik :)

che : ajak kawan pompuan nanti dua2 kena hit lol, and seluar cheetah tu hak registered deo !

amsyah said...

kena ngorat :P... dia dah siap skodeng rupanya hahahah

Azza said...

Ni citer hit yg K.June ckp tu? Hahaha :D Drama utk akak selalu gak happen kat swimming pool tu eh..adengan tarik rambut dlm kolam jer belum jadi lol!

tsar said...

Fuiyo! this is definitely a JB-version of makcik nasi lemak. Both of them suruh stay away from the partner kan? ROFL!

word verification: awiquess = aweks? lol!

serena said...

...i'll stay away from the swimming pool..too much drama LOL

June Malik said...

syah, kena ngorat dgn makwe lak tu haha
azza : yep, and i hope no tarik rambut case ever!

zarin : u r so right haha .. but i am totally tak buat apa2 grr ..

serena : i went again this morning and lucky me no brit in sight he he

Khairul said...

oooohhhh...i loike. nanti boleh le saya turun berenang kat situ. but hang on. lesbos? aduiii....
wahai anak mami siam, take care and stay away from these unwanted elements. LOL

June Malik said...

KA : tak di cari pun terkena jugak hahaa.. but will not stop me from going to the pool, swim jauh2 laa ..

Zack Yui said...

Jgn main main sama Deo wooo, walaupon muka manja tapi lsd power wooo! hahaha

Dancing Ciken said...

wowwww kak june, jangan tunggu lama2 nanti diraba orang, hehehe

June Malik said...

zack : haha si deo tak baca lagi ni kita dok ngata dia haha ..

jaja : itulah dah tua2 pun kena raba LOL

~Sasha Farina~ said...

hahaha!! sorry... but this is funny! LOL

June Malik said...

sasha , dont apologise, it is funny LOL

ziff71 said...

marabahaya tu kak june hehehe

June Malik said...

ziff : yeah ini dugaan yang patut tidak dihadapi hahaah